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Don't Rob A Convenience Store With A Cop Standing Right Behind You

While we at Consumerist never, ever, ever condone crime. We have covered enough retail crime stories to have gleaned a few tips on what not to do. For example, if you plan on robbing a convenience...

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If You're Going To Rob 85 Storage Units, Don't Leave Behind A Pizza Box With...

We know — or rather, we assume — that breaking open and stealing items from more than 80 storage units is exhausting work that can leave even the stoutest criminal with a deep hunger. But you can’t let...

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If You're Going To Shoplift At Walmart With Your Kids, Don't Leave Them...

Kids are adorable and we suppose they could make adorable decoys if one was trying to shoplift at Walmart. But if you’re going to involve small children in your criminal activities, it’s probably not a...

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Don’t Use That Stolen Debit Card In Front Of Woman You Stole It From

(Alyssa)We’ve heard numerous stories over the years of someone having their debit card stolen and then watching online in horror as their account was drained while waiting for someone at the bank to...

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